They've locked me in this basement to keep you safe!
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Have gun, willing to travel!
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I have a database with every customer's address in it!
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No Refunds! (Or Else)
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They've locked me in this basement to keep you safe! ⇉ Have gun, willing to travel! ⇉ I have a database with every customer's address in it! ⇉ No Refunds! (Or Else) ⇉
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