SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM THE INDUSTRIALIZED FUTURE
This patch is part of the HENCHMEN CAPSULE:
Order the entire capsule to get one patch free.
In the Dark Future, the wageslave underclass must resort to a humiliation ritual known as “gig work”. Taking full advantage, Awfultech™ has enlisted these drones as a hi-tek surveillance network. Slawbombing is a form of tricknology that allows the operator to utilize Delivery Henchmen and a single order of coleslaw as a form of espionage. This is what your Uncle Ted warned you about. This patch grants you access to the AWFUL WORLD canteen and mess hall, stock up on pizza and coleslaw. It also gives you +3 Speed Boost.
Embroidered twill fabric
Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
Assembled by Uyghur neo-slaves
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM THE INDUSTRIALIZED FUTURE
This patch is part of the HENCHMEN CAPSULE:
Order the entire capsule to get one patch free.
In the Dark Future, the wageslave underclass must resort to a humiliation ritual known as “gig work”. Taking full advantage, Awfultech™ has enlisted these drones as a hi-tek surveillance network. Slawbombing is a form of tricknology that allows the operator to utilize Delivery Henchmen and a single order of coleslaw as a form of espionage. This is what your Uncle Ted warned you about. This patch grants you access to the AWFUL WORLD canteen and mess hall, stock up on pizza and coleslaw. It also gives you +3 Speed Boost.
Embroidered twill fabric
Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
Assembled by Uyghur neo-slaves
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