FAQs
How do Capsules work?
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Awfultech Capsule Concepts™ are discounts applied automatically when you bundle certain human products together. Think of them as bundles. Check the Home page for details on each. The discount will not be applied to your cart until you go to checkout. This is to ensure maximum FOMO impulse buying on the part of you, the target. Some human products are even part of Secret, unlisted capsules, and bundling may cause some items to be discounted or free.
What’s the deal with Shipping?
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Shipping is based on current rates for your location, and applied automatically at checkout. Some items may not ship together, and may arrive individually at different dates. You must ensure your address is formatted correctly to ensure an Awfultech™ Henchman can properly serve your purchase. If an item does not currently have shipping options for your location, please contact us and let us know where you are located and we may be able to add your stinky, forgotten country.
What is the Return or Refund Policy?
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If I may quote our founder, the inimitable Dr. Egon Cholakian (PBUH), when he helped sell fissile materials to a well-known but undisclosed nation in the Orient, “No Refunds!”
What was that about Secret Capsules? Are those real or are you just fucking with me?
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What? i didn’t say that. You sound insane. Please leave me alone.
You said a second ago I can Contact you, how do I do that?
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You don’t. I’m busy.