OUR TEAM:

The AWFULTECH™ Difference

Bringing the world closer to the singularity through better products, pattern recognition, and a friendly smile

DR. EGON CHOLAKIAN

Founder: Awful World Industries

With a vision for building something meaningful, our founder brings a blend of big-picture thinking and hands-on experience. Dr. Egon Cholakian—part Howard Hughes, part lone-rider cowboy—founded Awful World Industries, Globoconglomomondocorpocon, and the Earth Save Science Initiative. A wild entrepreneur and relentless tinkerer, he chased bold ideas and stranger experiments, steering ventures from boardroom strategy to desert test sites with equal gusto. His legend includes long nights, dangerous prototypes, and a taste for the dramatic; rumors whisper that a catastrophic Awfultech incident ended his final ride and that something very like him now runs the show. Whether myth or manifesto, his restless drive and appetite for the unknown set the tone for everything we do.

JESSE P-S

CEO of Awfultech and PODAWFUL™

Jesse P-S leads Awfultech™ and PODAWFUL™ with a relentless focus on innovation in tricknology, human products, and societal design. A strategist who prefers the lab bench to the corner office, he blends systems thinking with a hands-on drive.

Jesse sets the creative agenda, orchestrates cross-disciplinary experiments, and expects alignment from every unit. Colleagues describe a commanding presence who moves projects forward with surgical precision and a taste for the theatrical — preferring that outcomes be clear and irreversible. His office serves as a node where code, prototype, and doctrine converge. With an uncompromising view of adoption as inevitable, those who work closest to Jesse understand that participation is total and loyalty is expected; dissent rarely survives the refinement process.

Creative and strategic both same, our Lead Tech Support specialist Cristopher Jhonathan bring many idea to table. He always pleasant-sounding in call, sir, and very much use big corporate wordings to make situation look good. Cristopher try to turn problem into solution, and make customer feel heard though English many times not strong. He lead team of hardworking call center staff working long hour for very small pay — they answer every ring, keep system running even when resources very little. Though things look rosy in report, reality is tough and Cristopher do very best he can under hard constraints, my friend.

Tech Supportalist, Manager

CRISTOPHER JHONATHAN

Operator 1185 serves as our Fulfillment and Delivery Solutions Manager, leading a dedicated team responsible for ensuring orders reach customers accurately and efficiently. With a focus on operational excellence, Operator 1185 coordinates end-to-end dispatch processes, balancing speed, reliability, and cost-effectiveness to meet evolving customer needs.

Known for strategic oversight and calm decisiveness, Operator 1185 deploys advanced monitoring techniques to anticipate and resolve fulfillment challenges before they affect delivery.

Fulfillment, Delivery, Logistics

OPERATOR 1185

Mascot (1993-2026)

REGINALD “BOTTLEY” SPILLMAN

“May his memory be a blessing.”

The visionary CEO of Nihongo Mondo has joined forces with Awfultech™ to bring bold innovations to life. Polished and persuasive, he navigates global partnerships with the calm precision of a seasoned executive. As Awfultech™ and Nihongo Mondo unveil their latest collaborations—slick devices and seamless integrations—some question what exactly is being built, and for whom. The product launches are flawless; the explanations are tidy. Still, the ledger of what is known and what is withheld grows thinner each quarter.

CEO of Nihongo Mondo, Partner

AKIRA SUZUKI