【H2BH】 Patch

$14.00

You wanna be a Henchman? Happiness is mandatory.

This patch is part of the HENCHMEN CAPSULE:

Order the entire capsule to get one patch free.

The secret callsign of the Cult of the Basement Dweller. You’ve done it, you NEETmaxxed, you passed the training course, and now you are granted the supreme knowledge. The key to fighting MODEM WARFARE is a smile. You are Clickhead™ personified. You WILL Solve World Comedy. YOU are Happy 2 Be Here. This patch grants you access to the AWFUL WORLD barracks and gangway, where your path into the Dark Future awaits. It also gives you +1 in Charisma.