Faceless x Podawful Pizza Bomber Tee (RED MODE)

$45.00
Size:

GET THE FACELESS™ BLACK VERSION OF THIS SHIRT AT TERRORDOTNET, USE PROMO CODE FACE20 FOR 20% OFF HIS VERSION.

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This shirt is part of the CRIME CAPSULE and the RED MODE CAPSULE.

Order any shirt from the CRIME CAPSULE and get $10 off any additional CRIME CAPSULE shirt.
Order any 2 or more shirts from the RED MODE CAPSULE and get $10 off any RED MODE CAPSULE hat.


🚨BREAKING: Y2K MORBID CHIC IS BACK & IT’S ARMED (WITH STYLE)🚨

Who needs true crime podcasts when you can wear the live leak energy of 2003 on your chest? Introducing the “FACELESS X PODAWFUL Pizza Bomber” tee a throwback to the golden age of tabloid chaos, where every crime scene came with its own paparazzi flash.

Featuring Bryan "Poppin Collars" Wells a.k.a. the Pizza Bomber, part delivery guy, part hostage, part fashion icon (peep the “GUESS” tee and those deadstock New Balances). This shirt pulls security cam drip straight from a Bank heist and slaps it with annotations like it’s a streetwear lookbook.

🧠 Brainwashed or trendsetting?
🍕 Pizza delivery or doomed fashion shoot?
💣 Collar bomb or avant-garde accessory?

Y2K didn’t just give us rhinestones and ringtones it gave us catastrophes with character. And this shirt delivers that sweet, vintage panic-porn aesthetic with all the tact of a MySpace bulletins titled “WTF HAPPENED TO HIS NECK?!?”

No politics, no true crime ethics. Just pure, uncut morbid nostalgia served hot, messy, and mostly iconic.

Buy it now or risk being the only one at the party not ironically referencing federal tragedies.

🧨 WEAR IT TO:

Court dates

Gas stations at 3am

Your cousin’s conspiracy theory podcast launch

Or just while eating a Hot Pocket and watching grainy crime docs on YouTube

ACT NOW.
Supplies are limited, public outrage isn't.

Want a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. Men’s boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline

ALWAYS PLEASURE®
Color:
LONEWOLF GANGSTALKER
Size:

GET THE FACELESS™ BLACK VERSION OF THIS SHIRT AT TERRORDOTNET, USE PROMO CODE FACE20 FOR 20% OFF HIS VERSION.

————————————

This shirt is part of the CRIME CAPSULE and the RED MODE CAPSULE.

Order any shirt from the CRIME CAPSULE and get $10 off any additional CRIME CAPSULE shirt.
Order any 2 or more shirts from the RED MODE CAPSULE and get $10 off any RED MODE CAPSULE hat.


🚨BREAKING: Y2K MORBID CHIC IS BACK & IT’S ARMED (WITH STYLE)🚨

Who needs true crime podcasts when you can wear the live leak energy of 2003 on your chest? Introducing the “FACELESS X PODAWFUL Pizza Bomber” tee a throwback to the golden age of tabloid chaos, where every crime scene came with its own paparazzi flash.

Featuring Bryan "Poppin Collars" Wells a.k.a. the Pizza Bomber, part delivery guy, part hostage, part fashion icon (peep the “GUESS” tee and those deadstock New Balances). This shirt pulls security cam drip straight from a Bank heist and slaps it with annotations like it’s a streetwear lookbook.

🧠 Brainwashed or trendsetting?
🍕 Pizza delivery or doomed fashion shoot?
💣 Collar bomb or avant-garde accessory?

Y2K didn’t just give us rhinestones and ringtones it gave us catastrophes with character. And this shirt delivers that sweet, vintage panic-porn aesthetic with all the tact of a MySpace bulletins titled “WTF HAPPENED TO HIS NECK?!?”

No politics, no true crime ethics. Just pure, uncut morbid nostalgia served hot, messy, and mostly iconic.

Buy it now or risk being the only one at the party not ironically referencing federal tragedies.

🧨 WEAR IT TO:

Court dates

Gas stations at 3am

Your cousin’s conspiracy theory podcast launch

Or just while eating a Hot Pocket and watching grainy crime docs on YouTube

ACT NOW.
Supplies are limited, public outrage isn't.

Want a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. Men’s boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline