"It's a BIG CLUB, and you ARE in it!" - George Carlin (while on Epstein's Island)
HANG IN THERE!
Are you on Epstein's list? You are now! Congratulations, you are now an elite member of society, and rich. Just give me your phone number and take a quick photo with all my known associates. Hey, real quick, totally hypothetical, but how do you feel about Turkish bath houses? Ok, cool cool, gonna put an asterisk next to your name in my black book. Hey, wanna meet Steven Hawking? He’s about to do a sick jump over the firepit off a ramp at the luau.
This shirt is part of the CRIME CAPSULE.
Order any shirt from the CRIME CAPSULE and get $10 off any additional CRIME CAPSULE shirt.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
"It's a BIG CLUB, and you ARE in it!" - George Carlin (while on Epstein's Island)
HANG IN THERE!
Are you on Epstein's list? You are now! Congratulations, you are now an elite member of society, and rich. Just give me your phone number and take a quick photo with all my known associates. Hey, real quick, totally hypothetical, but how do you feel about Turkish bath houses? Ok, cool cool, gonna put an asterisk next to your name in my black book. Hey, wanna meet Steven Hawking? He’s about to do a sick jump over the firepit off a ramp at the luau.
This shirt is part of the CRIME CAPSULE.
Order any shirt from the CRIME CAPSULE and get $10 off any additional CRIME CAPSULE shirt.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
