Milanos - Bonus Show
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Not a Real Show! Listener Jarid called in after a show and we talked for a crazy long time. He is a child and works at McDonald’s so I had to teach him about life so he wouldn’t be stupid.
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Evil Dead Style - Episode 338
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THE PUZZLEMASTER SHALL SHOW YOU THE TRUE PAIN. Also, listener Duncan was raped and peed on. This show is fucking nuts. Happy Birthday, Michael?
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Beaver Christmas - Episode 337
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My nephew is fucking up, Community College is for old, gross housewives, I’m starving, UNIVERSAL RULE: Spoiler Alerts, the Nerdist still sucks.
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Ted Nugent, Hero - Episode 336
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FLYING SOLO! Dick Clark is a dead old pervert, Marlon Brando sucked Wally Cox, Ke$ha is stupid, time for another celeb death pool, I never wanna die, Breaking Bad is better than Mad Men, Ted Nugent wants Obama dead, Pod Awful is a cult, I kill an entire religion, body wash is for gays.
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GET US ON THE FRONT PAGE OF ITUNES! ITS EASY!
My iTunes rating got attacked again last night. Here is the perfect way to help!
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Click “other” in the poll.
Leave a comment in the comment section saying you want Pod Awful to be featured and just say something nice about us. “Like” any other comments you might see about Pod Awful.
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Thanks! Help combat these attack reviews!
Party Pooper - Episode 335

SAMMI GARETT is here! Sammi shares with me her recent online dating horror stories and the worst breakup she’s ever had. Also I teach her what a vajanus is.
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Aneurysm - Episode 334
ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! ATTENTION!!! If this is your first episode, TURN BACK NOW. Go listen to other episodes, fall in love, and then come back. We get attacked by another podcast and the whole first half is a trainwreck. Second half isn’t too terrible a show though.
[Aneurysm - Direct Download]
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Tangs and Tards - Episode 333
LAHNA TURNER didn’t show up! So I surprise Mary with a phone call, then talk about Trayvon Martin and retards. Good times.
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APRIL FOOL'S! - Episode 332
ADAM HINIKER is here! I update Adam on the situation with Mary and I reveal AN EPIC APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANK! Also discussed: Jungle Fever, Blendr, charity, fresh prince, Fiverr, My Father, Brazilians, boobs and butts, and Perry Caravello.
[APRIL FOOL’S! - Direct Download]
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America, What's That Smell? - Episode 331
STEPHANIE STREISAND is here! Updates on how it went with my ex-girlfriend. We also give English speaking lessons for foreign listeners, and also STEPHANIE GOES CRAZY AND HOLDS A KNIFE TO MY THROAT.
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Hate Maile (The Ex-Girlfriend Episode) - Episode 330
MARY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND is here! We divulge secrets, make each other sad, and slowly devolve over this hour and a half long show! And there is a dramatic ending! (Sorry for poor audio toward the end, mic was being a bigger c*nt than Mary.)
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Hate Male - Episode 329
DANNY LOBELL is here! (Also a little doggie. Also My ex-girlfriend. Insert misogynist joke here.) We receive hatemail, anger the transgendered community, play some skits from comedy legend Steve Shaw, and have a fortune cookie.
[Hate Male - Direct Download]