DOUBLE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! DANNY LOBELL! MY EX-GIRLFRIEND! 8pm-11pm!
This may be the greatest/saddest night of my life.
Internet Famous Retard - Episode 328
NOBODY is here! Jesse slowly goes crazy throughout the episode while talking about being internet famous on Reddit, God, retarded kids, being bad at girls, having a fortune cookie, and getting a call from SuperFan Schwartzica. FERNINGEGGIE!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES!
[Internet Famous Retard - Direct Download]
Dorking Out w/ Jackie Kashian - Episode 327
JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree.
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[Dorking Out - Direct Download]
I was on the Ear Candy Podcast!
This show was awesome to do and very VERY funny! Check it out!
The Belly Button Incident - Episode 326
ERIC LEWIS is here! During the build up to the long awaited “Belly Button Story,” we talk about Jews, Jesus, and the duties of a godparent. We also design Eric’s next tattoo, plan to Eiffel Tower a girl to become closer friends, and solve the mystery of black people and rare meat. AND WE SING!
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[The Belly Button Incident - Direct Download]
Magic Valentine - Episode 325
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We discuss everything from love to taxes, killing the president to shrooms, and everything that makes the Ukraine a magical place.
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[Magic Valentine - Direct Download]
Super Bowl Phonies - Episode 324
MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Super Bowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back!
Check out Mark’s improv team - The Heathers
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[Super Bowl Phonies - Direct Download]
Burning Bridges - Episode 323
ERIC LEWIS is here! We FINALLY tell the story we have been teasing for months, and in the process we burn bridges with everyone we know! Jesse also tells the story of the time he fucked a girl in a science museum. Also talked about: bad haircut, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jews, side boob, girl’s can’t measure, jerking off with the dog in the room, and Bobcat Goldthwait.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES!
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JESSE WAS RIGHT - Episode 322
RG DANIELS is here! We talk about being neighbors and try to decide whether or not I am really the world’s worst boyfriend. Also: Anonymous, podcast wars, wittling, scariest states, laziness, and negativity.
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[JESSE WAS RIGHT - Direct Download]
Quantum Geek - Episode 321
ANDY ROCCO is here! We talk about a great myriad of things including atheism, 9/11, Anonymous, sucking your own dick, Beanie Babies, Alan Starzinski, comics, and movies. We are also visited by FUTURE ANDY and bring back SexyTime™!
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[Quantum Geek - Direct Download]
Torture Porn - Episode 320
EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! We talk about the trials and tribulations of renting apartments, my terrible self inflicted hair cut, and me torturing some dumb Asian woman till she cried. THIS EPISODE HAS A 2+ HOUR BONUS EPISODE WITH PRANK CALLS AND MORE BEING RELEASED LATER THIS WEEK! SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES TO GET IT!
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[Torture Porn - Direct Download]
2 Divas, 1 Cup - Episode 319
NATASHA VAYNBLAT is here! We shape the minds of young people, discuss the sexy rebranding of feminine hygeine products, and call up our sick boyfriend, Eric Lewis.
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[2 Divas, 1 Cup - Direct Download]
Bum-A-Thon - Episode 318
JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! Dad talk, War on Christmas (MY WEBSITE WAS HACKED!), and more ex-girlfriend bullshit when Mary hijacks the chatroom and calls into the show. Sorry for bad audio, I am sick and had just woke up, and Jazz Town keeps drinking Diet Coke from a two liter.
[Bum-A-Thon - Direct Download]
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU
YOU HAVE SPREAD YOUR BLASPHEMY FAR ENOUGH. IT ENDS TODAY. YOUR LITTLE “SHOW” IS FILTH. I DONT KNOW WHY YOU KEEP VISITING US CHRISTIANS AND TRYING TO VIOLATE THE WORD OF GOD AND SPREAD YOUR LITTEL HATE “MESSAGE” TO ALL OF US. IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. NOW YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. FIND GOD, FIND JESUS, AND REPENT AND I WILL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR SHOW, BUT UNTIL THEN I CANT LET YOU KEEP SPREADING THIS GARBAGE.
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU.
Shits 'N Giggles - Episode 317
ERIC LEWIS IS HERE! We return from our hiatus with a new theme song, a new feed, and a new website. We talk about the black bitch at my work, listener cookies, and have an update on our good buddy The Skeeze.
[Shits ‘N Giggles - Direct Download]