BIG Shaman™ Boomer Surf Shop Slop Shirt

$25.00
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You're on an elevator alone when on walks your perfect woman. She's YOUR perfect woman. Exactly your type, every feature you are attracted to, made by God and science to be your perfect woman. Perfect hair, perfect body, perfect face. She's even wearing the perfect shirt. The kind of shirt you only wear when the airport lost your luggage on the way to Daytona Beach, and your Boomer aunt knows exactly where to go for a replacement. Your perfect woman knows just what you like. She's hot to trot, and your heart races faster. She walks right up to you, leans in reeeeeeally close, and whispers in your ear, "Let's have gay sex..."

What do you do?

Well, if you're Comedy Shaman, you already know the answer. This shirt has all the surf-shop-slop features you're looking for. Shitty, scratchy material, a print that will fade after one wash, and a design that is going to get you suspended when you get back to school, and you refuse to turn the shirt inside-out in class.

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You're on an elevator alone when on walks your perfect woman. She's YOUR perfect woman. Exactly your type, every feature you are attracted to, made by God and science to be your perfect woman. Perfect hair, perfect body, perfect face. She's even wearing the perfect shirt. The kind of shirt you only wear when the airport lost your luggage on the way to Daytona Beach, and your Boomer aunt knows exactly where to go for a replacement. Your perfect woman knows just what you like. She's hot to trot, and your heart races faster. She walks right up to you, leans in reeeeeeally close, and whispers in your ear, "Let's have gay sex..."

What do you do?

Well, if you're Comedy Shaman, you already know the answer. This shirt has all the surf-shop-slop features you're looking for. Shitty, scratchy material, a print that will fade after one wash, and a design that is going to get you suspended when you get back to school, and you refuse to turn the shirt inside-out in class.