GOONS: ELIMINATED (Santa Cruz Joker, Bob Hickman, The Spiritual Smartass) - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/GmtdbsK3SGw

As Season X comes to an end on Pod Awful, we look back at some of the amazing moments from the past ten years, and eliminate a few goons once and for all. The Santa Cruz Joker is homeless and gives up his title. Bob Hickman gets a warning to watch his fucking mouth, and he starts a new church. The Spiritual Smartass, Brandon Marshall, admits we turned him trans, and his girlfriend Amy Tumor cucks him live. Red Bar Radio copies Pod Awful. And much, much more. See you in Season ∞. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2ZUHtrS RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Moving Target: GANGSTALKING - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/KEcCGv-KYj4

[HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are now up to. I also speak to Tim, a 10-year veteran of being targeted who has had many very queer things happen to him, including when he was in the Navy. You can call him at 214-229-6869. I also speak to my girlfriend. Honestly, good luck understanding anyone in any of these calls, their accents are all bonkers. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2ZySWlv RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Live Psychic Readings from facebook - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/o4JIof__Ynw

I’ve been a member of several #psychic #Facebook groups for a while now, giving out sage advice, predicting the future, and contacting people’s dead relatives. Now it is time to try my hand live on the show at cold reading. I speak to an #AngelMommy from the UK and predict her daughter’s demise, tell a lonely woman she will never find love, uncover that one sista’s man is on the down low, and also help a grieving mother feel at ease over the loss of her teenage son. Yeah that last one isn’t a prank. I guess I have a heart… sort of. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2lPXEZn RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

RuphiLeaks Episode 3: THE DATING GAME - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/t_u9LxXFJDk

[TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world’s worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level to find out everything about him. You want petty? We got petty for you. This show is normally part of the $20 level of the Pizza Fund. Enjoy this one for cheap! PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2zJSUYZ RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

MINDHUNTER: Who Is Trying To KILL Me? - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/TEmJAunn4cs

I was watching Mindhunter all morning when all of a sudden I get sent a video of someone threatening to kill me. Now it’s up to my new serial killer profiling skills to try to find the suspect. We visit pedophile Robert Robinson in prison to pick his brain; explore the sad childhood of Harlan Dale Absher, The Santa Cruz Joker, with some JOKERLEAKS; delve deep into the psychotic mind of Ruphio Pheonix, the KILLER GAMER; and even explore the idea of a possible Manson Family-esque kill squad lead by Kay’s Cooking. Who is the true killer? #KaysCooking #Mindhunter #SantaCruzJoker PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2L91eGU RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Thanks, CONAN, For Inventing Podcasts! - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/R9EPSkn1s74

[TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Conan O'Brien invented podcasts in the year 2019 and made them a viable business according to Variety Magazine. THANKS! Funny enough, I’ve been doing a podcast since 2009, and made it my job in 2016, but I don’t know what I would do if it weren’t for CONAN “PUNKIN HEAD” O'BRIEN. Marc Maron ruined podcasts and comedy. Andy Richter had the most embarrassing divorce of all time. Deadwing Dork copied Pod Awful and made a video about Kays Cooking. VIDEO THAT COPIED POD AWFUL: https://youtu.be/FQMYn0fXVpo PODCAST: https://ift.tt/33PmxWh RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

TEENZ CHOICEZ AWARDZ 2019'z - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/t_4spi4HAA0

THE FINAL AWARDZ. The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Award, and the Fortnite Gamer Award, and a special prize to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN’ IT. Including Santino Legan, the Garlic Festival shooter; Sol Pais, the girl who went to Colorado to commit suicide, and initiated a nationwide manhunt; Devon Erickson, and Alec McKinney, the trans kids who shot up their STEM school; and many more! PLUS: an exposé on Danielle Cohn and her mom, and the ICONZ Award for the most iconic school shooting of all time. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2Zh2mBa RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

RIP Jeffrey Epstein - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/9xHtOtI8X60

[HOUR AND A HALF LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, jesse gets his hands on Epstein’s little black book, and places some phone calls to his friends such as: Alan Dershowitz, Courtney Love, Alec Baldwin, David Copperfield, and more! Plus, Pastor Michael Smith talks SATANIST conspiracies surrounding the suicide. If you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, call 1-800-273-8255. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2z2YEfP RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

The WORST Song EVER Written - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/s2A-PiJCCQU

A musician named Diana Levine went to the hospital with a headache, and left with her arm amputated. She filed suit against a major pharmaceuticals company, taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court. In honor of her courage and tragedy, Diana’s daughter wrote and recorded the absolute WORST, most CRINGE-inducing, DOGSHIIIIIIT song ever. Featuring a cavalcade of celebrity guests such as GOOZE-MAN, BEAKMAN, and CHELLA MAN, the world is now coming together to tell this story, cover this GOD AWFUL song, and take part in the Youtube Challenge: #OneArmChallenge PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2KE5I8a RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

THE WeWuz KING - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/hIYjY8QbbnU

[HOUR AND A HALF LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] A man named Stephen Watkins came to a Facebook group for psychics looking for help. He needed to know the paternity of his child. He found Scott Green, lawyer extraordinaire from Australia. Scott came to me for my psychic gifts, and together, we will go through Stephen’s entire Facebook account, including his messages, passwords, and more, to find the answers. Oh, also his Social Security Card and his State ID. Also we made him do a monkey dance. IS STEPHEN THE FATHER? FIND OUT! PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2YPDG2A RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

SURVIVING: The DSA National Convention 2019 - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/CPziEZYMjiw

The Democratic Socialists of America, or NAMbLA, are a bunch of ineffectual losers who think the only way to fix the broken system of capitalism in America is by replacing it with the incredibly successful every where it has ever been tried system of Socialism. And they will get it done just as soon as they figure out everyone’s pronouns. Welcome to the #DARKFUTURE, where Jesse forces the audience to try to SURVIVE the DSA’s National Convention 2019 live stream cringe-fest. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2yCRTB4 RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

TOOL FANS are “Insufferable R*tards” - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/7esW5puYioU

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Tool fans are well known for being insufferable cult-like losers, and even Maynard James Keenan thinks so. After I tried triggering the TOOLS a little with a stupid video, they lost their minds defending their BIG BRAINS and the cringe lyrics of their favorite band. We go over Maynard’s appearance on Joe Rogan, the Fibonacci sequence bullshit of “Lateralus”, and Chris D'elia’s TERRIBLE podcast. Good luck with your sobriety. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2My0pty RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

TOOL, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, ALEX GREY, and JOE ROGAN are CRINGE - https://youtu.be/7XKJVAid7Ho

dude, imagine if maynard james keenan went on the joe rogan experience and they listened to system of a down while smoking weed and looking at alex grey posters. that would be trippy. i’d watch it but i’m not allowed because i am 14. FROME EPISODE “dude, weed”: https://youtu.be/bF4zM6EqmVQ THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

dude, weed. (Cannaman & Santa Cruz Joker) - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/bF4zM6EqmVQ

Michael Cannaman is a Facebook Live streamer with a page called “Medicinal Cannabis” who routinely goes live to smoke weed with a bunch of other stoners. Despite all his “medicating” and mellow vibes, he completely loses it when Jesse reveals his real last name in a stream. PLUS, The Santa Cruz Joker used to be “The Angry Gaming Stoner,” and once threatened to assassinate Donald Trump. Also, TOOL is the worst band ever and Alex Grey’s art is ridiculous nonsense for stoned children. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2OyzNeG RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

The Santa Cruz Joker GOES TO JAIL - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/5WJxdlEKB1w

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Santa Cruz Joker, AKA Lunatic Leonard, AKA Harlan Moncrief, AKA Harlan Dale Absher spent a week melting down and threatening Jesse’s life. Begging Jesse to come to Santa Cruz for a fight, like the internet tough guy that he is, the 5'3" Joker opened up a can of worms the likes of which he has never seen before. Jesse manages to get his real name, address, arrest record, and family history, all while Harlan wanders the streets of Santa Cruz like an idiot thinking Jesse actually flew across the country to beat up a midget. Find out why The Santa Cruz Joker went to jail, his bizarre last name, how racism runs in the family, and how if he keeps UNSPOOLING the way he is, he won’t be allowed in Santa Cruz for much longer. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2GuRSUc RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME: Bob Hickman & The Santa Cruz Joker - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/Z22JI1a69rg

God Entered My Body, Like A Body, My Same Size (AKA Bob Hickman) promised me last week he would call into my show for an interview. Last minute he has flaked. Jesse investigates what is going on, and finds out that maybe he should have listened to the OTHER Bob Hickman, PSYCHIC BOB, after all. Also, Pod Awful got kicked off of Twitter thanks to THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER, and so now it is time to MAKE HIM PAY. Pod Awful retaliates and takes down the #GOONS Twitter account, and causes him to go into a two day spiral. PLUS, it turns out Santa Cruz Joker is a racist, a lolcow, and also the star of the most unintentionally funny Youtube video of all time. Say a prayer for Jesse. #sAmen SIGN THE PETITION TO GET CHRIS A PLAY BUTTON: http://chng.it/LRC5tLryRQ PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2Z61vQv RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Calling Out The SANTA CRUZ JOKER - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/WbK9nEYn6dM

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] A guy calling himself “The Santa Cruz Joker” blew up for a bit on Twitter. He walks around town in full Joker getup, scaring the locals, and getting bricks thrown at him by the homeless. He had a run in with Jesse in a series of tweets, and after blocking Pod Awful on Twitter, made a sworn enemy of Jesse. We will MAKE HIM PAY. PLUS: The “I’m the Jokah Baby” Guy deep dive (he has opinions on Chris Chan!), and a Joker fan film from India that was SO CRINGE, the director had to make an apology video! PODCAST: https://ift.tt/30E0vU2 RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

GOD IS GAY w/ Bob Hickman #SameSize - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/2fY8VDN5r6g

When God entered my body, like a body, my same size, like me floating into you, or you floating into me, I didn’t exactly know that it would start to slowly turn you gay. Well that’s what happened to Bob Hickman, and now I’m having second thoughts about doing his workout routine. Bob now posts only videos of himself nude, and I have his EXCLUSIVE first nude video. I also manage to get Bob ON THE PHONE and we schedule an INTERVIEW! PLUS: Bob auditions for Ching Chang Chong’s movie, Master Studios thanks Pod Awful for all the subscribers, and Jareth Timothy Taylor has a penis. SIGN THE PETITION TO GET CHRIS A PLAY BUTTON: http://chng.it/LRC5tLryRQ PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2LlcdQ4 RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

TJ SHOOTS A GUN AT THE END - FRIDAY NIGHT HANGOUT EXPLOSION - https://youtu.be/ELGY1me5OP0

This show is normally Pizza Fund Only. JOIN THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza TJ shoots a gun through a window at the end of this episode/ Bagel Boss’ hilarious Youtube Channel/ New York type guys/ Revisiting the Trumpet Fight midget/ Bagel Boss yells at a fat guy in a bar/ James laughs at his mother-in-law, Diana Levine, losing her arm, and her daughter writing a TERRIBLE song about it/ Still hooked on Ruphio Pheonix/ NEW SHOW COMING SOON: RuphiLeaks/ Ruphio has reported me to the FBI/ Joe Rogan went to Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophile island/ SIGN THE MASTER STUDIOS PETITION/ Poodles pearl Party goes dumpster diving, and travels time and space/ Michael Wright calls me out for STOLEN VALOR/ Master Studios old Youtube channels/ Psychic Bob Hickman’s mother and her necklace/ Confessional/ WIKI ARTICLES: Ruphio Pheonix updates and new article, BIG FROWN/ The secret Ruphio and Eric Martin Discord recordings/ Stupid kid songs/ Stories about making man-jam/ Racist Star Wars impressions/ Super gay nerd talk about Marvel and Spider-Man for way too long (sorry)/ TJ SHOOTS A FUCKING GUN OUT A WINDOW http://podawful.com

Hooked On PHEONIX - POD AWFUL PODCAST - https://youtu.be/k7PyG33-VME

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Gamer Ruphio Pheonix has gone M.I.A. from the internet ever since our last episode about him. All we want is for him to return to form, and in the mean time, we are JONESING for new Ruphio content. Luckily we found an old, previously undiscovered channel from Ruphio that not only unlocks the mystery of the tag “vV RWBY,” but also introduces us to his fellow AU Gold friend “vV Zemrick.” Plus I give a call to Ruphio’s mom begging her to get him back online. BRING BACK RUPHIO PHEONIX. PODCAST: https://ift.tt/2Lft7Q0 RSS FEED: https://ift.tt/2WoOPCO Join the FACEBOOK CULT: https://ift.tt/2C6vgon Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com