SHADOW TOM is here! Jesse attempted to do an episode about how lame Comic Con is, but then THE GODDAMN INTERNET WENT OUT. Jesse forced Shadow Tom to come back on the show to yell at him about ruining the show. It’s a zany one.
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Jesse noticed a lot of people at New York Comic Con didn’t have costumes, so he had asked David for some help. David just brought a big pile of garbage instead.
Crazy helicopter mom keeps breastfeeding her kid way past the appropriate age, so she wrote a stupid song about it!
From Episode 907: https://youtu.be/h5FZmx5yEF8
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Daddy hangs out with all his Mexican babies tonight. Kick things off with listener Isaac who looks like a fat Mexican lady. Then some brand new news about Mary 2. And we wrap up with some sex advice for Bryan and Hot Pocket.
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PIZZA FUND ONLY! After an Everything You Know Is Wrong about juicing, Jesse tries to showcase an insane public access cable show, but gets interrupted by Reese, a 12-yr-old fan of Pod Awful who wants to be just like Jesse. Jesse manages to get Reese’s dad to test the Spaghetti Fuse theory!
You’ve heard it all your life, “BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY,” but it’s not true! Jesse explains why that phrase is a marketing gimmick, and he does it using Cheetahs and masturbation. Really.
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You’ve seen the quote from Marilyn Monroe, “To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.” Jesse explains why Marilyn Monroe was not only never fat, but why she shouldn’t be your role model, and he uses the help of vanity sizing and Tess Holiday to do it.
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Drag Queen Defends Gay-Hating Chain Chick-Fil-A
DAVID REY MARTINEZ is here! Anti-gay fast food chain Chick-Fil-A opened its first store in NYC on Jesse’s birthday, so Jesse went and reports back on his trip. He and David interview drag queen Miss Peppermint, about the controversy, and Jesse uncovers a whitewashing conspiracy.
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Swedish Brony, Sticky Hooves, reveals he is being cuckolded by his girlfriend and his “best friend” Emil. Sticky is paying his girlfriend’s rent and buying her groceries all while Emil gets anal from her.
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The kids sing happy birthday to Daddy at Midnight.
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Jesse hangs with the kids and they get down to some classic prank calls, including pranking hookers from Backpage, and a round of racist “So, Uhhh…” with Craigslisters. Plus Sticky Hooves plays drums and Jesse raps.
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It’s Daddy’s birthday so he hangs out with the kids on Google Hangouts, and gets to know new listener Bryan and his Mexican ways. There is more Hangout Explosion from this night on Youtube, including prank calls to prostitutes and a game of “So, Uhhh…”
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While trolling public Google Hangouts, Jesse comes across two Borats looking for 11-year-old girls to have cyber sex with. He manages to catch them on camera before exposing that he isn’t a little girl.
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“Douchebag” Who Raised AIDS Meds Prices Was Right
SOLO SHOWLO! Jesse tackles Martin Shkreli, the douchebag who raised AIDS drugs prices 5000% over night. Jesse thinks that even though Martin does look like a petrified fruit bat, he is actually right for raising the price, and those who are shaming him are hypocrites. Plus: Martin’s OKCupid profile!
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PIZZA FUND ONLY: After an episode about Rachel Dolezal, Ethan Stanislawski sticks around only to have Jesse prank call his best friend. Ethan made his friend his emergency contact at an STD clinic, so Jesse calls the friend and tells him that Ethan is dead, and its time to collect the body.
This is the after show for episode 917: https://youtu.be/wH8ZhgavfNs