The hardest part of online dating is knowing what to say in your first message, so Jesse plays a game of “FIRST IMPRESSIONS” with online dating expert Liv to find out just how terrible he is at it.
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LIV LANSDALE is here! Liv is writing a book about online dating, something that Jesse needs help with desperately. Liv and David attempt to help Jesse by listening to some of his “First Impressions,” sharing some Cringe Tinder Moments, and even prank calling some of Liv’s would-be suitors.
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“Douchebag” Who Raised AIDS Meds Prices Was Right
SOLO SHOWLO! Jesse tackles Martin Shkreli, the douchebag who raised AIDS drugs prices 5000% over night. Jesse thinks that even though Martin does look like a petrified fruit bat, he is actually right for raising the price, and those who are shaming him are hypocrites. Plus: Martin’s OKCupid profile!
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“BECKY” The Girl Who Wants To End Relationships…
DAVID REY MARTINEZ is here! Jesse introduces David to the idea of “Becky’s,” girls who want to break up their friend’s relationships. Plus, updates on Blake Hogue the retard rapist, Teenz Choicez Awardz, 9/11, and the war on Reddit. #SEXTARDED
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Comedian BUSTED Trying To Seduce Retarded Girl Online…
SOLO SHOWLO! Jesse investigates creep and possible retard rapist/ comedian BLAKE HOGUE after fellow comedian Nick Mullen busted him in a prank on OKCupid. Later, Jesse uncovers the truth behind the Virginia News Shooting conspiracy theories.
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Online Dating Is Creepy And Easy As Hell…
PIZZA FUND ONLY real episode! Jesse managed to get FOUR women’s numbers in one day, and talks about his adventures in lady-land, the dates he has been on, and the topsy-turvy turns he has taken with one girl in particular. Plus this one starts off with an insane Craigslist prank call.
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Turning Terrible Tinder Messages Into Romantic Love Letters…
ANDREA ALLAN and EMILY LUBIN are here! Jesse is dying from a kidney stone. Emily and Andrea are shamelessly plugging their podcast to desperate dudes on Tinder. Everyone shares hilarious “Tinder Moments” and David gets embarrassed. Jesse is a hot mess.
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OKCupid Is Causing The Extinction Of Real Men…
MATT BACA is here! Men are becoming extinct, and it’s all thanks to gender-fluid women on OKCupid. Jesse goes on a drug-fueled rant about the death of the American man, his new dating experiences, and why Mexican people are great. Plus, a cringe-inducing video of one of those “Airport Surprise” arrivals. Daddy’s got a brand new medicine.
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Marnie is new to the online dating scene. So here is a list of the guys she has been with in the past.
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SAMMI GARETT is here! Sammi shares with me her recent online dating horror stories and the worst breakup she’s ever had. Also I teach her what a vajanus is.
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