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Jesse, David and Liv stick around and talk all about the Three Mary’s, and how each affect Jesse’s life. There might even be some “Heather” talk in there.
This is the after show for “Things Are Hooking Up”: https://youtu.be/MGcuKwGP4XM
The Newest Fashion Trend? Colostomy Bags!
ERIC LEWIS is here! Jesse presents Eric with some exciting new news about OLD MARY, Jesse’s horrible ex-girlfriend who left him on Christmas! Eric introduces Jesse to a new trend called “COLOSTOMY MODELS.”
In a bit of a surprise, our favorite simpleton redneck listener, TROY, calls in and gets a surprise of his own! A “female fan” who wants to meet him!
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An Open Letter To My Ex-Girlfriend: Dear Mary
ERIC LEWIS is here! JESSE GOT DUMPED ON VALENTINE’S DAY. He tells the entire story that involves depression, lies, and a sex tape. Eric also reveals a time when one of Jesse’s exes tried to sleep with him. This was a really tough one to get through, and it gets very emotional.
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ANDY BECKERMAN is here! Jesse went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade and brought back a video full of boobs. Later, he burns his ex-girlfriend’s marriage certificate. Andy is pissed.
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WILL AND BOBBY KNOW EVERYTHING are here! Will and I talk a little about suicide and then smash the fuck out of Bobby’s laptop. Plus some ex-girlfriend talk, and Jesse has a new crush. Then lots of ridiculous impressions. This show is ridiculous.
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MARK THOMAS is here! First half of the show is the EPIC FINALE to the ex-girlfriend saga. This story is nuts. Second half is about mine and Mark’s experience on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
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The Roommate Ordeal - Episode 412
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MARY is here. THIS IS THE ROOMMATE EPISODE. For the past 9 months I have had the world’s worst roommate, hear all about the epic tale.
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Can't Care Labor Day Party
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ITS A FUCKING PARTY! It was labor day and a bunch of my cohosts came over, got drunk and talked into my mics. Also, we interviewed some crazy bitch who smoked crack!
STDs Please! - Episode 351
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MARY my girlfriend is here! Mary went to the STD clinic. Jesse reads Maya Angelou AIDS poetry. We play “Calling Dad, Breaking Bad” and find out secrets from my Dad’s past. I hit Mary right in the fucking face.
Jesse Gets Laid At The End - Episode 348
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This episode was nuts. Just listen to the end, I promise its worth it.
Pee Pants - Episode 344
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MARY my girlfriend is here! Mary just moved in with me, she is a bed wetter, we have Fortune Cookie Time, We have another #SWAGreview, We talk to creepy Dillin. This episode has the WORKS!
Tangs and Tards - Episode 333
LAHNA TURNER didn’t show up! So I surprise Mary with a phone call, then talk about Trayvon Martin and retards. Good times.
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America, What's That Smell? - Episode 331
STEPHANIE STREISAND is here! Updates on how it went with my ex-girlfriend. We also give English speaking lessons for foreign listeners, and also STEPHANIE GOES CRAZY AND HOLDS A KNIFE TO MY THROAT.
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Hate Maile (The Ex-Girlfriend Episode) - Episode 330
MARY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND is here! We divulge secrets, make each other sad, and slowly devolve over this hour and a half long show! And there is a dramatic ending! (Sorry for poor audio toward the end, mic was being a bigger c*nt than Mary.)
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Hate Male - Episode 329
DANNY LOBELL is here! (Also a little doggie. Also My ex-girlfriend. Insert misogynist joke here.) We receive hatemail, anger the transgendered community, play some skits from comedy legend Steve Shaw, and have a fortune cookie.
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DOUBLE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! DANNY LOBELL! MY EX-GIRLFRIEND! 8pm-11pm!
This may be the greatest/saddest night of my life.
Super Bowl Phonies - Episode 324
MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Super Bowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back!
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Bum-A-Thon - Episode 318
JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! Dad talk, War on Christmas (MY WEBSITE WAS HACKED!), and more ex-girlfriend bullshit when Mary hijacks the chatroom and calls into the show. Sorry for bad audio, I am sick and had just woke up, and Jazz Town keeps drinking Diet Coke from a two liter.
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Cuntington's Disease - Episode 314
MATT KOFF is here! We wrap up the epic Breakup Trilogy, completely rip into Train Pants, and beatbox about terrorism. Also I yell at some idiot woman in the chatroom. ABAM!
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Bitches, Man - Episode 313
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week’s cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Racist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)
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