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In this episode of Pizza Fund ONLY Craigslist Roulette, we have four items available on the “Free Stuff” section of Craigslist, as suggested by fans:
1. Massage Chair
2. Mini Bar Fridge
3. NES Game Cartridges
4. A Pug Puppy
Whichever ad receives the most reverse prank calls wins the fan that suggested it an amazing prize!
One call leads to the nuttiest thing that has ever happened on Craigslist Roulette, when Jesse asks a man to send him a photo of his wife…
https://www.patreon.com/posts/5387411
THIS IS PART TWO! The second half was TOO RETARDED for the public feed!
Daddy has lost his fucking mind. The terrible impressions continue, BananaAaron gets more and more wasted and asks Sticky Hooves to fuck him, everyone starts singing songs for no reason. Its a mess.
This is the 2nd part of this episode: https://youtu.be/8twYyO4PQl4
https://www.patreon.com/posts/pizza-fund-only-5228840
In this second episode of the new Pizza Fund ONLY Craigslist Roulette, we have four items available on the “Free Stuff” section of Craigslist, as suggested by fans:
1. A Mini Fridge
2. Free Rent
3. A Pizza Party
4. A GUN
Whichever ad receives the most reverse prank calls wins the fan that suggested it an amazing prize!
BUUUUT… unfortunately some ASSHOLE, flagged our items early in the show! Another aborted show in a week? Fear not! We still end up making plenty of great prank calls. Hold tight and enjoy.
…Aaand LAST Tinder Date: Part 2 - PIZZA FUND ONLY
PIZZA FUND ONLY: Daddy (and I do mean Daddy) and the kids finish up the FULL STORY of what happened on Jesse’s one time Tinder date, giving plenty of EXPLICIT, EMBARRASSING, and PATHETIC details that are too much for the public feed.
This is the 2nd part of this episode: https://youtu.be/-RbELZa5ry4
https://www.patreon.com/posts/4456087
PIZZA FUND ONLY: Jesse wasn’t feeling it on a Wednesday so he started watching Cupcakke videos, an 18-year-old who raps about sucking dick. Then #NewFanIsNewAlex calls in and tells Jesse all the African countries that are in the top 20 countries of the world. Finally, Jesse ends with talking to LaHorror about racism in America.
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Jesse’s hero, CEO Bad Boy Martin Shkreli, is out of jail and live streaming. Jesse and the gang decide to raid his live stream, and challenge Martin to a rap battle. Jesse even manages to prank call Shkreli on his cell phone.
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PIZZA FUND ONLY: “Comedian” Greg Stone is a fraudulent, lying, scam artist whose credits include America’s Got Talent (as the roommate of an actual contestant) and Comedy Central (unless you Google that, in which case, no that isn’t one of his credits.) Jesse and Greg got in a Facebook fight over comedian Beth Stelling revealing she has been abused and raped by an ex-boyfriend.
Bonus Show - Jesse’s Poppin’ Pills
Jesse starts poppin’ Xanax and gets a bit loopy. Whatever.
Bonus Show - Teenage Wasteland
TALKIN’ to TEENZ!
Jesse gets a skype call from a real life 15-year old girl, “Ribones” (http://www.youtube.com/rileigh), and talks about cancer, made up words, prom, and all the stuff on teenz girlz mindz.
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Bonus Show - Showcaine & The 80’s
Jesse confronts Matt from Showcaine about blocking him on Facebook for sharing a photo of Matt’s tiny dick. Listener NewGirlSteph calls in and talks about Master P-S Theatre. Friend of the show Seth Koozer calls in and Jesse reminisces about how creepy the 80’s was.
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Watch it or don’t. I don’t care. I hate writing these.
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Bonus Show - Hook Ups and Voicemails
This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! Nicole Conlan joins Jesse for this Bonus Show that was meant to be a real show! So much content! Nicole dates people from Twitter and Reddit. Jesse plays some angry voicemails. Tinder girls all love jungle cats and Machu Picchu.
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This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! Jesse HATES Philip DeFranco. And For good reason. He is a crater-faced, no talent, unfunny, cavemanesque, loser! Plus a bunch of ranting and raving about making the show bigger and better.
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This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! Jesse delivers some Pizza Justice! He also explores some emo kid’s diary he found. Then listener “New Steph” skypes in and we get some love advice from “Ladies and Gentlemen… Troy.” Finally we wrap up with the longest, best joke ever told.
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BONUS SHOW - Fat Chicks and Apartment Hunting
This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! A new live viewer tunes in and gets something he didn’t quite expect, questions about how fat his wife is. Jesse also complains about apartment hunting in New York City.
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BONUS SHOW - THE TROY HOUR
This is a fan-sponsored bonus show!
Ladies and Gentlemen…
TROY.
Pod Awful’s favorite new listener, a strange and interesting man from Texas named Troy calls in for the full hour. Troy says he is a Redneck and a little drunk. Doesn’t sound like much, but TRUST ME, this is one you watch to all the way through. It becomes MAGICAL.
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BONUS SHOW - Little African Monsters
This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! For 89¢ a day you can sponsor some feral, bug-covered, uncircumcised African, but it takes SO MUCH LESS to sponsor Pod Awful! Plus a very embarrassing story from a man who works for Starbucks.
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BONUS SHOW - A Sticky Situation and A British Bastard
This is a fan-sponsored bonus show! Jesse talks about a lot of things, including a picture of listener Sticky Hooves’ penis. Several fans call in including a new British listener, which leads us down a winding Abbey Road full of limey jokes.
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